Bro, it’s literally a pitbull eating slippers – Bro, it’s literally a pitbull eating slippers – Bro, it’s literally a pitbull eating slippers
Bro, it’s literally a pitbull eating slippers
PIT EAT SLIPPERS
CHART WITH US
MESSING WITH US
PIT EAT SLIPPERS
CHART WITH US
MESSING WITH US
WHAT IS $PITSLIP?
WHAT IS $PITSLIP?
After that, he went looking for the other slipper, because you know, they come in pairs. That’s when the panic set in: the other slipper was missing!
He imagined the worst: “Did he eat the other slipper? “That could be dangerous, right?
He spent a full hour searching, and nothing. Out of options, he rushed me to the vet hospital.
They did an X-ray on my stomach, and guess what?
There it was, the beautiful slipper I loved so much!
I had to stay at the hospital for emergency surgery, which was super risky since I was still just a puppy.
It took 3 hours of surgery and 2 days of recovery at the hospital, but thank God, everything went well! I came home and started to heal.
My owner thought I’d learned my lesson, but a few days later he saw me with another slipper in my mouth.
That’s when it hit him: I’m obsessed with slippers! No matter what he does, my love for chewing slippers will never fade.
Now, he’s trying to “fix” me. He put me on a treadmill, with delicious slippers dangling right in front of me, but I can’t touch them!
This is pure torture, I swear!
He said he’ll only take me off this thing when the token hits a $50 million market cap.
But wait, it doesn’t stop there. After that, we’re aiming for $1 billion!
Look at me! You don’t want to see this handsome pit suffer, do you?
I know I can count on you. Let’s show him who’s really in charge here! 👊